The Political Frog

I have been saying for years that liberals embrace mediocrity. And a 23 year old pouting Nigerian with smoldering underpants has proven me right once and for all. “That will do” seems to be the liberal mantra. But did it really have to take a lunatic Islamist bent on removing his genitals pyrotechnically to convince people that the obama Administration and Democrats in general do not take security seriously?

Janet Napolitano, the Barney Fife of Homeland Security told us that the system worked. What system would that be? Airborne castration for Africans? If that’s the case I say well done! You Homeland Security persons succeeded beyond your wildest dreams. 24 hours later she clarified her statement saying she meant the system in place worked after the angry Nigerian had succeeded in blowing his balls off. What system is this? Hoping a random Dutchman tackles the African Falsetto? The way we see it here is how the system works after the plane is downed is irrelevant.

-Bert

12/31/2009

According the slightly balding Congressman Grayson the Republican’s health care plan is for you to die quickly.  Now that sounds great in a night time television sort of way however until now the Democrats position was that the GOP was the “party of  No” and had no plan of there own. So which is it Mr. Grayson? Are they the party with no plan or are they the party with the plan that kills old people quickly?

While we are on the subject of killing old people……

Which party supports a bill that cuts millions of dollars from Medicare? Hint, it’s not the GOP. So while the Democrats are cutting benefits for the elderly, Democrats  like Grayson are outraged that the seniors in question the health care bill.

Another bit of irony is the idea that the Republicans want to see Americans dead when the party as a whole supports abortion which takes life before it starts. So what we have is a party that wants to snuff out life before it leaves the womb and if that life happens to make it past the abortionist’s knives the Democrats will make it difficult for that life to survive in it’s declining years.

-Bert

Liberals must be some of the dumbest people on earth aside from those who actually believe the U.N. actually serves a purpose. Oh wait, those are liberals as well. They don’t seem to realize that Americans do not take kindly to being minimized and insulted.  First the left dismissed the protesters as “demonstrators hired by K Street lobbyists.” . Instead of backing down they simply got stronger, more focused and more informed.  So plan B was to label them as evil  liken them to Nazis.. The result? The people began turning up to the town hall events with the health care bill in question. Now this was a spectacle.  Democrats lying to the faces of their constituents and those constituents pointing out the lie and then pointing to the page  in the health care bill they happened to be carrying that proves the lie.

By the end of August the natives were indeed restless . But more importantly they read the health care bill. Actually they read it back when it became available. Congress, not so much..  So what now? The country is galvanized. They are motivated and they are angry. Angry that thee individual people that they personally elected to represent them would dismiss their concerns, and trivialize them,. Most of all they were angry at the resentment their representatives showed them for simply showing up.

Instead of backing down the people continued to assemble and demand such unreasonable as accountability and transparency. So what do the already embattled Democrats do? They label everyone who wants a true representative government as racist. Where there signs? No. Were there any hate crimes? Not one except for that Conservative black guy beaten by union thugs. Actually lets get down to brass tax. Do any of you liberals have at least one example of racism? I am talking actual Americans at these rallies  using racist remarks directed at Obama? Anything? No?

Bert

…when it comes to making the most out of a crisis. “Hurry! Pass the stimulus bill NOW or the world economy will sail over a tall Cornwall cliff in spectacular fashion. There is no time to lose”.  So they did and we sighed a sigh of relief. Then minutes late the halfwit in chief  suddenly decided the economic situation was not that bad. Indeed.

Three weeks, and one corporate lynching later things have gotten desperate again. Suddenly the only way we can once again retreat from the clif is to give the tax cheat Timmy and the Obama Administration power to seize any financial entity beyond banks, and we need to do it NOW.

So now we are not only moving away from the cliff but we are back in the Prius heading to town to eat some tofu. Right? Well you’re wrong.  Apparently the latest and greatest plan to lead us from the cliff is to Socialize medicine. A plan which only Obama, his cabinet and the bambots believe should be implemented now.  Nancy Pelosi seems to think so. This week  she admitted  the house will consider a bill regarding government controlled health care.  If you’re keeping a tally that is government control of all financial related industries and government controlled health care. That’s a lot of work in a short period of time.  Add to that Obama now hiring and firing those at GM. The man who has never run anything in his life is now controlling General motors.

Never let a crisis go to waste.

-Bert

Less than 75 days into his term President Obama has his first real scandal. Giethnergate and it involves not just Tax Cheat Timmy but the President, and Congressional Democrats. But first let’s start with Chris Dodd who is so corrupt even liberals in his state have turned against him. Fist he had nothing to do with the bill protecting the AIG bonuses. then he admitted he was indeed responsible for the clause in the bill. Today however he put the blame on the President. Word has leaked that tomorrow Chris Dodd will blame his Grandmother and next week his pastor…

Then we have Tax cheat Timmy. I am not sure how many times he has changed his story. The latest I believe is he has now admitted he instructed Dodd to include the loophole. Quite a change from he earlier denial. So who knew what and when? No doubt we have many options to choose from.

And these clowns want to run our Health care?

Bert

Charles Freeman is the latest to bow out. At this point I have to wonder is it because of possible scandals, conflicts on interest and the usual sticking points that the Administration prefers to overlook or is it because these nominees have seen the movie Titanic….

Freeman who was supposed to be chairman of the National Intelligence Council may have seen the irony behind the word Intelligence.Especially since the “reset” debacle this week. Seriously how can you gowrong when you steal the idea from a successful company? Ever see the Office Depot “easy button” commercials? Apparently Hillary hasn’t.

So no not only is Tax Cheat Timmy flying solo but the NIC is flying blind. Perhaps President Obama could entice Mr. Freeman back with some free DVD’s…

Bert

Michael Steele needs to forget about trivial things such as arguing with Rush Limbaugh and get to work. The first thing he needs to do is have a word with Senator Mitch McConnell about the 75 million dollars in earmarks he has in the omnibus spending bill about to be voted on  by Congress. He has been going after the Democrats for their wasteful spending so he looks like a bit of a hypocrite. Thee are the kind of thing that got the GOP the boot in 2006.

Stand up Mr. Steele and walk the walk. Anyone can talk the talk. Our Republicans in Congress obviously can’t and you were elected to show them the way. Do it.

-Bert

So the whole idea behind the stimulus bill is to stimulate the eeconomy without the help of the American people. It’s common sense that in order for the economy to improve, that is to realize a net gain the purchasing public needs to spend money. So the Democrat party has decided that out of the $790 billion we each get $13 dollars a week. That’s 13 of your dollars the government is willing to give you out of $790 billion. How generous. How arrogant.

-Bert your Conservative Troubadour

No matter how often the media says so. No matter how much water Chris Mathews carries for President Obama The Democrat Party and their President own this stimulus bill. President Obama’s best argument for the bill is “I won”. If that is true why did he spend so much time trying to get the Republicans? Where did all his political capital go? Early yesterday Harry Reid boasted that he had enough votes to pass the Stimulus Package. If that was so why did Obama have to go to Virginia and throw a wobbler? He stamped his little feet, poked fun at Republicans and laid on a thick varnish of fear. That isn’t leadership. This bill is almost a trillion dollars. Just saying it will create jobs doesn’t quell the fear.

If this is such a dire situation and this bill needs to be passed now why was Obama out on the town Friday night instead of at the White House in constant contact  with Harry Reid? So far Obama has phoned in his Presidency and it shows.  He has saddled his party with a huge albatross. Two actually. He has handed power over to Nancy Pelosi and he has not bothered to lead.

This is YOUR bill President Obama. Even if you didn’t write it.

-Bert your Conservative Troubadour

Tonight President Obama headed to Virginia to attend a Democrat retreat to beg whine, and scoff for his stimulus plan. I found it a bizarre scene. There is Barrack Obama thanking Nancy Pelosi for her hard work on the bill when she is the one who stuffed it with every Liberal pet project possible. She is why it failed to garner any Republican support in the House and why virtually all Republicans in the Senate are prepared to vote against it.

Why was here speaking, nay begging to Democrats? He has the votes needed according to Harry Ried. He continues with the theme of desperation and oncoming disaster and demands the bill be passed now, and there is no time for debate. All the while he is claiming he is open to ideas and bi partisan discussion. The public isn’t buying it and all he rhetoric about doing this for the people. They don’t want it and they don’t believe it will help the economy. Yet he keeps going on about every economist in the knowm world sayin this is the right and only way. However Obama does not make the distinction between stimulating the economy and pork barrel spending.

He couldn’t help reverting back to the same old tired liberal talking points. the temptation was just too great. He continued to rail against the Bush Administration and warned that the same old tactics will not work. What Obama fails ro realize is that stuffing a bill full of pork and money for special interest groups is the old way of doing things and is why the GOP lost the majority.

Instead of fear mongering and outright lying he should buckle down, actually read the bill, and stick to his campaign promises. Cut out the pork, deliver true tax cuts And stop with the whining. he is the President and should begin acting like one.

-Bert your Conservative Troubadour